as told in Brad Paisley song titles
Because THIS IS COUNTRY MUSIC and everyone speaks in song (titles) here.
Last year Husband asked ej and Tigger the Dog to MAKE A MISTAKE WITH ME and move to Nashville. Everyone was worried it was TOO COUNTRY for the both of us, ‘that we would be leaving the BEST THING I HAD GOIN’, but we didn’t mind getting a little MUD ON THE TIRES. And so, after a lovely BON VOYAGE from friends and family at our DEPARTURE party, off we went to live ONE OF THOSE LIVES.
Now we live in the SOUTHERN COMFORT ZONE and there AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE IT. In fact, since meeting each other ONLINE we’ve never felt so OFFICIALLY ALIVE - even though we can’t buy our ALCOHOL or CORNOGRAPHY in a grocery store. We have learned to love CAMOUFLAGE, THOSE CRAZY CHRISTIANS, FAMOUS PEOPLE and the ACCIDENTAL RACIST. We do not, however, love TICKS.
Nashville is MORE THAN JUST THIS SONG and CELEBRITY. Husband has gone from just saying, I HOPE THAT’S ME to working on being OUTSTANDING IN OUR FIELD and ej is writing and trying to keep Tigger the Dog from playing in TWO FEET OF TOPSOIL and making a mess IN THE GARDEN.
Please don’t just think, I’M GONNA MISS HER or him or we’ll stay FACEBOOK FRIENDS. We aren’t that far away from you so please, pick up your TIN CAN ON A STRING and call, send a LETTER TO ME, or better yet, COME ON OVER TONIGHT. Bring your TOOTHBRUSH, we can sing a WHISKEY LULLABY and make a NEW FAVORITE MEMORY.
Wherever you are and whoever you’re with, enjoy the LITTLE MOMENTS and LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.
~ love, laughter and music to you and yours from ej, Husband and Tigger the Dog
(Try as we might,
we couldn’t work in ODE DE TOILET.