BEFORE: Joseph and his "very well endowed" balls - according the Vet. AFTER: Not the best picture but you can see he was not in the mood to try for a second one. Drugged up and ball-less and sporting a stupid blow up Cone of Shame, the dumb dog still wants to play. He's like a drunk frat boy that thinks he still has coordination and good looks on his side. He doesn't. He's a sloppy mess. A ball-less sloppy mess.
And to add to the joy, we have to put eye goo in his droopy eyes three times a day. Not drops, GOO! And goo plus drool plus a stoned ball-less dog equals goo smeared all over every thing at eyeball height. Husband, of course, pulls out a random reference that no American would know - "Joe looks like a flowerpot man." I'd never heard of a flowerpot man so I googled it. (bill and ben the flowerpot men) WHAT THE F???? I know now why Husband is Husband. I mean, there's a character in Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men named Weed. Yup. And he apparently just wiggles about wailing, "Weeeed." Not to imply that Husband is a stoner, he is so not! - but that his sense of humor was built on that, talking flowerpots and a wailing Weed. I'll leave you with that. I'm off to manage Ball-less Joe. And I will be peppering my conversation with occasional shouts of, "Weeeed." just because. It is possible I'm a bit sleep deprived...
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Sara K
3/18/2016 03:32:13 pm
My Mom and Aunt tell me UK base "Weeeeed" stories all the time. So funny!
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ej
3/23/2016 05:32:34 am
I'd NEVER heard of this show and then I "got to" watch it and others with him all weekend. Good thing he's pretty!
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