This is the damage from one week of Joe Boxer - assisted at times by Ms. Pepper and Tigger the Dog. One freakin' week. Squirrel and Lamb died a horrible death just yesterday. Oy. And, with the exception of the rope and ball toy, the no longer whole wishbone thing and the rope rose on the bottom row, every single one of them were with us and totally ignored by Tigger the Dog and Morgan the Dog for years and years before meeting their deadly, very moist end this week. And, to make it worse, the dogs now are working in teams to destroy everything we have. If only they would use their powers for good... Though the silver lining to this is that TTD is no longer eating her own poop. She's too busy gnawing on whatever toy Joe Boxer or Pepper wants to bother.
Anyone want a dog? Or two? Or three? Who am I kidding? I just told you - showed you all the damage they can do in a very short amount of time. No one is going to want to take that on. UGH. Anyone want to adopt a middle-aged woman with emotional issues to their dog-free home? I'm quiet and don't take up much space and I only chew on my food and my regrets...
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Jana
2/26/2016 10:22:29 am
Oh Ej,
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ej
2/28/2016 06:57:58 am
TRUE DAT!!!
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Jana
2/26/2016 12:30:09 pm
Actually Ej I've always thought you had an awesome life. With good stories to tell.
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ej
2/28/2016 06:58:55 am
I do have an awesome life. With totally weird things and people in it. Totally NOT boring!!!
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Karen
2/27/2016 04:01:19 pm
Sounds like you need to go and get that boy some chew bars. Here in Oz they are usually made of hide but I see over there you can get horn and antler.
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ej
2/28/2016 07:01:55 am
Sorry if this posts twice - I need to get Joe something other than my eye mask to chew on. The issue is that TTD wants whatever they have and then it's a battle - even if she has her own. Despite the crazy, this is and they are becoming my new normal... so there's that!
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Karen
2/28/2016 03:42:24 pm
Oh dear. So TTD is being a typical toddler, LOL. Laughter aside, that is a difficult one to manage - you could get 50 of the darn things and she'd want ALL OF THEM.
ej
3/2/2016 06:58:48 am
Karen - we find it hard to be upset when the daft dog looks at us with his wonky eyes. Suckers, is what we are! Leave a Reply. |
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