Monday, I spent far too long trying to balance a giant package of toilet paper on my head while using my crutches.
Tuesday, I fought husband to do laundry. Which was reckless because doing laundry requires me getting down to the basement on my butt one step at a time and then, after balancing on one leg while putting things in and pulling things out of the washer and dryer, ‘climbing’ up the stairs backward butt on one step at a time. Trying to assert some control over my life right now has gotten downright stupid. I just went to get a garbage bag to put in the bin from over the fridge. I couldn’t quite reach so leaned left crutch against the fridge. Still couldn’t reach so stood on tip toe with my one good leg, leaned right crutch against the fridge and grabbed the garbage bag – just as the right crutch fell onto the water dispenser lever and proceeded to squirt water all over the crutch, fridge, me and the floor. Being self-sufficient is overrated. And damp.
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Q.D
7/8/2016 04:17:50 am
Go and check yourself into a hotel, get room service, send your laundry out. Don't take husband (he has to parent the dogs after all)
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ej
7/11/2016 08:36:28 am
Will room service come help me put my pants on...?
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