Continuing on the BEST EMAIL EVER theme, I got this email yesterday afternoon - Now I've often been mistaken as being male in email before. Initials can be confusing. I've even been mistaken as being male in person before. From the behind, that is. Once I turned around and they were faced with my lady lumps, they usually stuttered, apologized and tried to continue as if nothing had happened. But this would be my first email where they've assumed I was female based on our back and forth correspondence. I must dither in email as much as I do in person. This gem of an email from Amazon followed that - I’d been looking for children’s books but not one of them was Japanese or Asian in any way. Amazon apparently thought I’d been remiss and this is their attempt to remedy that. I am concerned that, even in this month of me trying to not do anything on the Internet but a quick research search here and there, they are still targeting me in some weird and culturally inclusive way.
It's freaky to think that one innocent search would wind up with multi-cultural books peppering my Amazon suggestion feed. What the heck will the Internet make of the search I did last week during a discussion with Husband? We were trying to clarify whether a eunuch was always castrated or not. I'll save you the search; some eunuchs were not castrated but were just impotent or celibate. Based on that search, what will the dear Internet start sending me now? I've already been invited to grow my penis. What else could they send me? On a not so related note, I forgot one of the best lines to come out of Husband post violation trauma. While we were in the car on the way to pick up his antibiotics, Husband turned to me and said, "I'm afraid to fart. I'm too well lubed." He is all mine, folks. ALL MINE! Now, let's see what the Internet does with that.
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AuthorMy name is ej. I'm a girl. I say that because with the short hair and the short initials, folks aren't always sure. More brilliant insights to who I am in About me Archives
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