This is why husband and I work:
At a traffic light Husband spots a car with woman passenger dressed in what looks like a fake Chauffeur hat perched clumsily on head, her hair sticking out the back in a scruffy bun. HUSBAND: What do you think, stripper? ME: I don’t know. That is a stripper type hat. Like I’d know. I have vast experience with stripper hats. Like vast like meaning none. Ever. ME: Pull forward. Husband rolls forward a bit. The woman wearing a long black coat and is putting on her makeup. Guy beside her is way older and kind of hard looking. ME: Yep. Stripper and her pimp HUSBAND: All she does is take off coat, undo the messy bun and da naaa na na, na,… ME: Yep. HUSBAND: I don't think he's a pimp. I think he's just the boyfriend. He drives her there and holds the money. ME: That makes him a pimp. HUSBAND: Or maybe he answered the Craigslist ad for bouncer And I instantly know what ad on Craigslist he’s referring too even though it’s been at least four months since I showed it to him ME: OH, the ad to be a bouncer for the naked housecleaners HUSBAND: Right. That’s what he must be, the bouncer for the naked housecleaner. ME: Of course he must be. There's nothing else he could be, they could be but a naked house cleaner and her bouncer pimp. And, with that mystery solved, we drove on.
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