The reason these two stinkers were quarantined in the crappy "master" bathroom - one of them other stepped in poop, stank up the house and I was forced to bathe them both or die from a tick bite and the horrid poop smell. Guess which one. I'll give you a hint, it ain't the smart chipmunk killer.
You can tell they used their confined drying time well. Pretty sure that small pile of toilet paper Pepper is innocently sitting on was a whole role of toilet paper when I left them in there. The rest of it will show up in the yard later today, thanks to the not-so-smart-or-innocent looking Joseph.
And speaking of chipmunks - I'm pretty sure that Wet Broken Chippy and friends crawled up the wall of the garage and managed to key in the code to open the garage door under our bedroom at 3:30am. Yep.
What followed was a sleepless night worrying about home invasions and the like - which I'm sure was his plan.
We're preparing ourselves for subsequent attacks and a possible siege. Readying the burning oil and flaming arrows...
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