Dr. Payne was calling to let me know the results from my ultrasound. The one where they initially found a uterus where there shouldn’t be one. Apparently, not only do I have a “bulky cervix” with some “weird fluid” but I also have a cyst on my left ovary.
I didn’t ask if it was left as in "the left one not the right one?" or left as in "it’s the only one I’ve got left" one.
She was very serious.
I was not.
Because Dr. Payne said she wants to send me to a Gynecologist for a follow up. A Gynecologist named - Dr. JOY COX!
Not making that up.
Because of issues with my Jenny Taylor, my Internist, Dr. Payne, wants to send me to a Gynecologist who is actually called Dr. Joy Cox.