FOR THE TAKING: a used, somewhat anxious and slightly traumatized dog. (Defects courteous of former owner. We are responsible only for some recent wear and tear.) FULL DISCLOSURE: dog is currently suffering from a minor addiction to chipmunk. Side effects from this debilitating addiction seem to be: · An inability to stay indoors resulting in drooling, shaking and aggressive body slamming when near any door · Tunnel vision – literally and figuratively · A ridiculous skewed hold on reality that she will actually catch one again · The urge to stick her face in every hole that litters our yard and, · When the whiff of chipmunk tempts, the compulsion to dig until the hole is dog size while the chipmunk sits nearby and points and laughs, resulting in no remorse, no memory recall and this: NO SHAME!!!
Alternately, we would be willing to part with any/all of the one million chipmunks that current reside on our property. You haul.
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