7am. In car taking FIL (FatherInLaw) to the airport after his 20 day annual eating and weight gaining visit.
FIL: I have an exercise machine in my bedroom.
Husband: Yeah. But you don't use it.
Me: Husband has an exercise machine in his bedroom too. Me!
(And because it's early and I've just alluded to s.e.x. I laugh hysterically. FIL does not.)
Husband: Yeah. I don't use that either. I just put clothes on it.
My name is ej. I'm a girl. I say that because with the short hair and the short initials, folks aren't always sure. More brilliant insights to who I am in About me