In case you think Husband I make up his ‘isums’ in my weird little brain, this is a text from Husband yesterday: Needless to say, I am still standing at the edge of the pool waiting for it to fill up. I am still terrified to jump.
And then, last night, when Husband asked me what I did to distract myself during the day from the filling swimming pool, I launched into a twenty minute play by play of my day. I gave him all the boring details including what route I took to get places and how I felt while driving and he looked like he wasn’t paying attention so I stopped telling him about my possible tiny allergy to Honeydew melons and that should probably only eat Cantaloupe but that I didn’t like Cantaloupe the same way I liked Honeydew and then I told him he was a horrible listener and that I would never tell him about my dumb day again. And he said that he’d heard the whole thing, repeated most of it back to me until I told him to stop and then he told me that Tom Cruise would and should play the Cantaloupe in the movie version of my story. It's hard to worry about the little things when Tom Cruise will be playing a part in your life story.
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AuthorMy name is ej. I'm a girl. I say that because with the short hair and the short initials, folks aren't always sure. More brilliant insights to who I am in About me Archives
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