Husband’s favorite part of the evening was when he sat in the project room with two very accomplished drummers as they played the bass and guitar and he played the cajon. All of three of them happily making beautiful music with other mistresses in a lovely padded room.
My favorite part was Sunday at 1pm when I finally found my grandmother’s rings which for some dumb reason I found myself wearing at some point in the party. Until I’d apparently decided to take them off and put them in a 'safe place.' A place I could not remember until 1pm Sunday. I was in full panic "CRAP, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE TRASH!" mode when I finally remembered that the 'safe place' was apparently the spice cabinet.
I should not drink wine. Everything else is up for grabs but wine gives me blank spots, a screeching loud voice (according to Husband) and faulty security about my spice cabinet. I'm an idiot.
Oh, I loved meeting the guy who has a pig. After seeing pictures of the pig, legs splayed in the sunshine just enjoying life, I now totally want a pig. And I think Husband’s guilt is at an all time high that I can actually get myself a pig!
I think my many years of performing in and directing Charlottes Web might be also be informing this sudden desire. I might have to do some research so I can rebut all his arguments against pig. He’s sure to have them and my response can’t be, “Because Wilbur!” Even though, it is totally because of Wilbur.
How to approach the request might take some finagling. Should I go for the, “Eight months of spending every dime and all your time on her, I deserve a pig.” Or should my approach be, “I’m so proud of what you’ve done with your time and our money… can I have a pig?”
For now, here are the promised pictures of the slut – I mean, Husband’s new girlfriend – in all her glory. Remember before? Smack dab in the middle of that floor is where Tigger The Dog peed our first night in the house. Sexy, right?
Well, here's The Mistress after. Husband is a pain in the ass and he never listens to what I say but he does damn good work!