Which makes no sense because; no one I know is getting married. I've not seen a wedding on TV. The book I'm reading has had no weddings in it so far - ribs getting broken by a hammer and nail but no weddings. And when I did get married, all those years ago, there was no catering or fancy cocktail. They don’t have those in a drive-thru chapel.
The brain is a bizarre and twisted thing.
Anyway. Happy Fourth of July! May it be exactly what you want it to be – with or without the side of crazy.